Drew Noyes

Flying Sporran’s Diary Noyes with Thai police and military Thailand’s Police Commissioner Police General Somyot has ordered that his Immigration Police clean up its act. This was prompted by the fact that members of alleged Erawan Shrine bombing gang say they could cross the Thai border by paying a fee of US$600. Personally of all […]

‘HIS HEAD WAS IN HIS HANDS’ A Scottish con man who posed as a barrister in Thailand to cheat vulnerable tourists and expats out of their life savings was today jailed for three years in the resort city of Pattaya. Unshaven, wearing jeans and blue button down shirt, Goudie,48, born in Falkirk as Brian Gerald […]

BRIAN GOUDIE’S DAY OF RECKONING LOOMS Brian Goldie, who resurfaced in Thailand posing as a barrister and former officer in the Royal Marines after a six year jail sentence for theft in Australia, is due to face judgment tomorrow for posing as a lawyer to cheat a 78-year-old American woman out of 7.8 million Thai […]

Buy now from the ‘most credible and reassuring person to make Thailand his home’. DREW NOYES SELLS UP Drew Noyes and Wanrapa Boonsu, the American-Thai couple convicted of extortion and jailed for two years in Pattaya, have put up their ‘nest egg’ businesses for sale while they await the result of their appeal due to be […]

HIS CRIME – POKING FUN AT JUDGES’ DINNER HOST A British tourist was today charged 30,000 Thai baht (£540) by a court in Thailand for the return of his passport on a charges of a defaming someone by sharing a story from this site on Facebook! picture: Ally Cooper ‘gobsmacked’ Alastair Cooper, 40, an oil […]

YOUR STARTER FOR TEN – NO CONFERRING  How do you get past Thai Immigration controls? Thor Halland second from left. the BBC’s Jeremy Paxman third in from right Thor Halland a member of the Birkbeck College, London, team which won BBC TV’s University Challenge in 2003, has been released from jail in Thailand and will […]

SIXTY DAY COUNT DOWN TO THAI JUSTICE IN PATTAYA  An arrest warrant has been issued for Brian Goudie, the convicted criminal, who set up home in Thailand posing as a barrister and former officer in the Royal Marines, to make money out of tourists and expats. The warrant was issued on the same day that […]

BLOWN! The Revenge Of The Falkirk Faker Thailand’s arguably most famous Scotsman was ordered to surrender to bail by a court in the resort of Pattaya today to charges relating to revenge porn, defamation, and fraud. #BrianGoudie, 48, Falkirk, known as Goldie when he was sentenced to six years jail in Australia for the theft […]

COURT DISMISSES CASE AGAINST THONGLOR CLINIC  Tough guy Hanks before treatment The former owner of Masquerades brothel in Victoria, Australia, David John Hanks, nicknamed Baby Face, will not be able to get paid-for reconstructive surgery on his face, after a court in Pattaya, Thailand, threw out a case he had brought against the owner of […]

BUT ANOTHER OF HIS VICTIMS GETS OUT OF JAIL. Drew Noyes, who has been overstaying in the United States having graciously been given bail by Pattaya court after being convicted  and jailed for two years for extortion, now appears to be claiming to be a lawyer from Tampa, Florida. No. We’ve never heard of Drew […]