Drew Noyes
BIG MOUTHS, THE LUCK OF THE IRISH, AND OH SO SMALL BALLS.
LEGAL ADVICE ON STEROIDS News in this week from the resort of Pattaya on Thailand’s eastern seaboard is that Thailand’s most famous American, Drew Noyes, has secured deals with the local steroid King of Steroids. Now, short of selling crack cocaine, the steroid market is one of the most lucrative in the world because in […]
DREW NOYES TO FACE CIVIL ACTION TRIAL AGAINST MIFFY’S PRODUCER
Our favourite re-assuring and credible American Drew Noyes is to go to trial on February 4th for cheating a Dutch businessman and film producer out of 2.5 million baht. Noyes,57, is being taken to court along with Wanrapa Boonsu, and PAPPA Co Ltd., with misappropriating the cash from Theo van der Schaaf. van der Schaaf, […]
ONE LITTLE ELF WHO GOT STUCK IN THAILAND
While Brian Goudie – the subject of the previous story has the temporary option to up and leave Thailand I can report that this option has now been removed from his co-conspirator Drew Walter Noyes here playing a less than cheerful Santa’s little helper. Thai Immigration Police officials have been in touch to confirm that […]
‘Happy Christmas. What withdraw our services!
Stay There You F**K**G C***T! And I’m Going To Smash Your Face In’ Tis the season to be jolly tra-la-la-la-la – la-la-la-la. Well not so perhaps at One Stop Legal Services down Pattaya way when British pensioner Kenneth Blundell called today to terminate their services. Shortly after 3.30 pm I took a call from Kenny, […]
IT WASNAE ME! SAYS FAKE SCOTS LAWYER – AH’VE BEEN FITTED UP.
‘LAWYER’ JAILED IN AUSTRALIA SAYS DOCUMENTS ABOUT HIM ARE FORGED. ‘I CAN GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA ANY TIME!’ Fake Scots lawyer Brian Goudie who was jailed in Australia for stealing over AUS$200,000 from the mining company that employed him told a court on the holiday island of Koh Samui today that records of his conviction […]
PUTTING THE CULTURE BACK IN PATTAYA- AND FUNDING LIBEL SUITS
Flying Sporran’s Weekend Diary Well here we go again. Here’s another gratuitous plus for the CTLS Pattaya Cultural Centre which is being constructed by supporters of this site. No its not really gratuitous. They’re doing a great job. In fact only last week the name of the co-builder of the project Chris Gleeson came up […]
PATTAYA TIMES NEWSPAPER MADE UP ITS NEWS OUT OF SPITE – COURT TOLD
BRITISH JOURNALIST BEGINS RETALIATION IN LIBEL COURT A Thai English language newspaper deliberately falsified news to spite a British journalist who was hot on the trial of its directors and investigating complaints against them in Thailand, a court heard today. On the front page of their website they printed that British investigative journalist Andrew Drummond, […]
American Publisher ejected from Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand
An application to join the Foreign Correspondent’s Club of Thailand by Drew Walter Noyes, has been rejected by the club’s Executive Committee and his money returned. Noyes, 57, who has claimed both in court and on the internet that he is a member, had applied to join the Bangkok based club in August. Separately British […]
WHEN THAILAND BECOMES THE LAND OF THE FREE
Flying Sporran’s Midweek Diary Any deaths yet? (Picture:OK – Not so okay) I’m taking a break. There have been no deaths in the current demonstrations in Bangkok and now there is a stand off so my more bloodthirsty colleagues back home are losing interest. Police have got a warrant to arrest Suthep Thuagsuban, former deputy […]
“OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!???”
THAT WAS A MISTAKE. ITS ALL LIES. ITS AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY JOKE! ITS A CONSPIRACY! I’VE BEEN FRAMED! ( I could be Jack the Ripper but it woudn’t make any difference, says ‘Scary Guy’) Having great fun this weekend reading Drew Noyes’ latest anti-Andrew Drummond website www.andrewdrummondanddrewnoyes.com. (Caution a poster has mailed to inform […]
