David Hanks
GUNS AND ROSE ON KOH SAMUI
Fake Scots lawyer says he has bought gun to deal with the ‘girls’. Well of course this is getting a little silly now. Down in Koh Samui our fake lawyer Brian Goudie is now posting on Facebook that he has acquired a gun for 85,000 baht with his work permit and ‘yellow book’ and is […]
“I’m no lawyer’ admits Scot who took on multi-million dollar law suits in Thailand
A Scot who claimed he was both a barrister and a Scottish advocate admitted in court today that he was no lawyer, but he knew a lot about law. Brian Goudie, 47, formerly Brian Goldie, told a court on the holiday island of Koh Samui that he had studied law in the United Kingdom, but […]
WHEN THAILAND BECOMES THE LAND OF THE FREE
Flying Sporran’s Midweek Diary Any deaths yet? (Picture:OK – Not so okay) I’m taking a break. There have been no deaths in the current demonstrations in Bangkok and now there is a stand off so my more bloodthirsty colleagues back home are losing interest. Police have got a warrant to arrest Suthep Thuagsuban, former deputy […]
NOT SO CANNY SCOTS FLEE THAI COURT BEFORE STATING THEIR CASE
‘MAFIA MAN’S’ LIBEL CASE –DISMISSED! ‘NAE KNICKERS’ CASE TO BEGIN TOMORROW. Two Scotsmen, one a former brothel owner and the second a phony lawyer, fled the premises of Koh Samui Provincial Court today, failing to bring charges of criminal libel and against a British journalist. David Hanks, 65, from Girvan and Brian Goudie, 46, from […]
‘Dumb and Dumber’ American ‘has date’ with Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra
A Pattaya expat, who was sent in to the Thonglor Clinic in Jomtien to try and set up the part-owner Dr. Michel Goulet, has been short listed for a new ‘Dumb and Dumber’ category in Andrew Drummond’s annual awards. Hanks and Noyes as ‘Dumb and Dumber’ He went to the clinic to seek treatment I […]
BRIAN GOUDIE – I WON’T SETTLE!, DREW NOYES ‘I’VE BEEN FRAMED’, DAVID HANKS ‘I WANT TO GO BACK TO OZ’-
MY GIRL’S LEFT ME YOU SH*TE! In an action packed day in Pattaya Provincial Court this week, lawyers for controversial American Drew Noyes suggested that journalist Andrew Drummond had set him up on an extortion charge, fake lawyer Brian Goudie refused to pay back an American woman US$300,000, and former brothel owner David Hanks said […]
”I’VE KILLED YOU THREE TIMES” – FAKE LAWYER SOUL SEARCHING ON KOH SAMUI
Mixed messages are coming from Brian Goudie currently holed up in Baan Lamai on Koh Samui. His Facebook entries are becoming more and more weird. Take this for instance published today. ‘I may look calm but in my head I have killed you 3 times’. I am not sure to whom he is addressing this, […]
Hanks ‘A cross between Michael Jackson and a Gay Doll’ – Noyes Aide –
NOYES PRODUCES THE ‘MICHAEL JACKSON’ DEFENCE IN EXTORTION TRIAL.- David Hanks at the clinic David Hanks, the former owner of Masquerades Brothel in Melbourne, is being used by controversial American Drew Noyes, as his ‘get out’ from a charge of conspiring to extort a beauty clinic in Pattaya out of millions of Thai baht. In […]
Ah dinnae ken! – Fake barrister’s law suit against Andrew Drummond plagued with problems!
While British journalist Andrew Drummond was making his presentation about foreign crooks using abusing Thailand’s Computer Crime Act last night – two more cases against him looked like they might be collapsing in Pattaya. Brian Goudie, the fake barrister and former Royal Marine officer, had left it to David Hanks, the former owner of Masquerades […]
GAGGED! WELL NOT QUITE. FCCT RECEIVES ‘CEASE AND DESIST’ ORDER FROM FAKE LAWYER
DON’T SHOW ‘MEN IN SUITS’! -FCCT TOLD Fake lawyer Brian Goudie has issued his own ‘cease and desist’ order from Koh Samui to stop the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand showing the film ‘Influential People and Men In Suits’ before a panel discussion at the club tonight. FCCT officials are taking legal advice but they […]
