Brian Goldie

A Scot who claimed he was both a barrister and a Scottish advocate admitted in court today that he was no lawyer, but he knew a lot about law. Brian Goudie, 47, formerly Brian Goldie, told a court on the holiday island of Koh Samui that he had studied law in the United Kingdom, but […]

Flying Sporran’s Midweek Diary Any deaths yet? (Picture:OK – Not so okay) I’m taking a break. There have been no deaths in the current demonstrations in Bangkok and now there is a stand off so my more bloodthirsty colleagues back home are losing interest.  Police have got a warrant to arrest Suthep Thuagsuban, former deputy […]

‘MAFIA MAN’S’ LIBEL CASE –DISMISSED! ‘NAE KNICKERS’ CASE TO BEGIN TOMORROW. Two Scotsmen, one a former brothel owner and the second a phony lawyer, fled the premises of Koh Samui Provincial Court today, failing to bring charges of criminal libel and against a British journalist. David Hanks, 65, from Girvan and Brian Goudie, 46, from […]

  ‘IT WASNAE ME! IT WAS THE GRANNY’ SAYS ‘BARRISTER’ HELPING ‘ICE’ WITH ITS ENQUIRIES Goudie with sign ‘Booked already!’ Fake Scots lawyer Brian Goudie will stand trial for defrauding  a 75-year-old American woman out of US$300,000 and has been interviewed by officials of ICE over his conduct in attempting to procure the release of a […]

Any tartan experts out there?  I’m wondering if Thailand’s famous fake Scots barrister has changed sides or not. Technically as a Goldie or Goudie, he does not have a tartan, but the nearest family are apparently the MacPhersons. So that is the kilt he should chose. Normally each clan or house will have two or […]

NOW FAKE LAWYER PREPARES FOR WAR.- Brian Goudie, the former convict in Australia, who has re-invented himself in Thailand as a ‘barrister’ and former officer of the Royal Marines, is rallying his troops in a stirring speech and call to arms on Facebook. Its not exactly ‘We’ll fight them on the beaches’ but this man, […]

While British journalist Andrew Drummond was making his presentation about foreign crooks using  abusing Thailand’s Computer Crime Act last night – two more cases against him looked like they might be collapsing in Pattaya. Brian Goudie, the fake barrister and former Royal Marine officer, had left it to David Hanks, the former owner of Masquerades […]

DON’T SHOW ‘MEN IN SUITS’! -FCCT TOLD Fake lawyer Brian Goudie has issued his own ‘cease and desist’ order from Koh Samui to stop the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand showing the film ‘Influential People and Men In Suits’ before a panel discussion at the club tonight. FCCT officials are taking legal advice but they […]

Rogue’s Gallery is ruining business of fake lawyer and fake Royal Marines Office’ (UPDATE. Brian Goudie did not sue. He fled Thailand while on bail while appealing a conviction and three year jail sentence for fraud) Phoney officer and a gentleman Brian Goudie is suing British journalist Andrew Drummond again for criminal libel and libel […]

 AND HE’S FAIR PUFFED OOT! Photo-shopped pic of Brian Goudie or Goldie about to complain to immigration about Drummond’s journalistic status. Oh dear I’m on the run again from the law. This time for not writing enough stories for the London Evening Standard.  Brian Goudie – aka Brian Goldie – who was given a six […]