2013
‘Dumb and Dumber’ American ‘has date’ with Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra
A Pattaya expat, who was sent in to the Thonglor Clinic in Jomtien to try and set up the part-owner Dr. Michel Goulet, has been short listed for a new ‘Dumb and Dumber’ category in Andrew Drummond’s annual awards. Hanks and Noyes as ‘Dumb and Dumber’ He went to the clinic to seek treatment I […]
BRIAN GOUDIE – I WON’T SETTLE!, DREW NOYES ‘I’VE BEEN FRAMED’, DAVID HANKS ‘I WANT TO GO BACK TO OZ’-
MY GIRL’S LEFT ME YOU SH*TE! In an action packed day in Pattaya Provincial Court this week, lawyers for controversial American Drew Noyes suggested that journalist Andrew Drummond had set him up on an extortion charge, fake lawyer Brian Goudie refused to pay back an American woman US$300,000, and former brothel owner David Hanks said […]
‘MURDER ME? NEVER! I HAVE A WATER TIGHT ALIBI’
(Picture Michael Taylor) BRIT ACCUSED OF MURDER IN THAILAND SAID HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH LADY BOY AT THE TIME. BUT HE ELOPED ALONE. Mick the Dog was too busy to talk last night. A receptionist at his bar cum guest house in the Philippines said: ‘ He’s right here…(pause phone covered) I don’t think […]
MAN DUBBED ‘EVIL MAN FROM KRABI’ SAID IT WAS NOT RAPE
SEX ON THE BEACH – A MOTORBIKE RIDE -THEN HE TOLD HER TO GET THE BUS BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT LISTEN A Thai bar worked dubbed the ‘Evil Man of Krabi’ has told a criminal court in the southern province that a Dutch model was a willing participant in sex . Chumpol Khaonuang, 33, from […]
‘Stan the Man’ writes for Andrew-Drummond.com – Exclusive
UNVEILED -A SATISFIED CUSTOMER OF ‘ONE STOP SERVICE CENTER’ PLUS: A Guide to the Drew Noyes allegations Today exclusive to this website we give you the unedited, untouched words of, er, Stan Longley, a satisfied customer of the Pattaya company ‘One Stop Services’. Stan, does not say what services he received from PAPPA and One […]
OPEN WATER – Thai style
THAI BOAT CAPTAIN ABANDONS DIVERS IN ANDAMAN A young American couple have told an Arizona television channel how they were abandoned in ‘open water’ by a dive boat Captain who motored off to fix a faulty engine. The couple Jake and Lexa Mendenhall from East Valley, Mesa, Arizona, who were celebrating their first anniversary were […]
THE EMBASSY COMPUTER – IT SAYS NO! –
BUT THE MAN FROM NATIONAL FRUIT – HE SAY YES! Battling workers’ rights campaigner Andy Hall who is being sued till kingdom come by the Thai conglomerate National Fruit is having trouble again with the local mission. The British Mission, that is in Wireless Road. ‘The Best Consular Service in the World’ The Consular Offices […]
”I’VE KILLED YOU THREE TIMES” – FAKE LAWYER SOUL SEARCHING ON KOH SAMUI
Mixed messages are coming from Brian Goudie currently holed up in Baan Lamai on Koh Samui. His Facebook entries are becoming more and more weird. Take this for instance published today. ‘I may look calm but in my head I have killed you 3 times’. I am not sure to whom he is addressing this, […]
Q-Tips – Internet War Simmering Over Bangkok Bar
OK! SO THEY DIDN’T LIKE THE MUSIC! BUT HANG ON HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS LATEST SHARE OFFERING! It used to be one of the trendiest bars in Bangkok, maybe it still is, – but now ‘Q’Bar just off the city’s Sukhumvit Road is coming in for an internet slagging – and being linked to […]
WHY DIDN’T THE EMBASSY THINK OF THAT?
FLYING SPORRAN’S DIARY British citizens who are not enamoured with the help they get from the British Embassy in Bangkok will not be surprised to read today that the British government makes £56 million a year just by keeping people on hold on the telephone. I laughed my socks off when I read today’s Daily […]