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Andrew Drummond

July 2013

FAKE LAWYER ‘FIRED’ BY GLASGOW HARDMAN

-‘WHACKY’ IS ‘NOT AMUSED’ – (Cover Pic:Walter ‘Whacky’ Douglas in Amsterdam) Brian Goudie, the colourful fake lawyer and international fraudster exposed on this site, seems to have failed in a bid to get ‘Whacky’ Walter Douglas, an even more colourful drugs trafficker, on side.  After a bitter argument he has been ‘fired’. At least those […]

BRITS REALLY MUST DO BETTER IF THEY ARE TO STOP DYING ABROAD-

BRIT DEATHS, HOSPITALISATIONS, UP BY 31% IN THAILAND- It’s that time of year again when the British Foreign & Commonwealth Office issues their annual ‘British Behaviour Abroad Report’. It is of course a misnomer. Sounds like a school report on Brits abroad doesn’t it? I detect a little condescension. It sort of deflects from the […]

Thailand’s Rice Scandal – The awful truth

(Cover: British rice worker – Thailand. He was a former millionaire who lost everything first to his wife then an unscrupulous foreign businessman. He worked for free, just a bowl of rice and  a roof over his head) There’s a monumental campaign going on at the moment to save Thailand’s rice industry. The country has […]

Men in Suits and Influential People

‘Men in Suits and Influential People’ – the movie. COMING SOON TO A VENUE NEAR YOU For those who have seen it – post a review here FILMED ENTIRELY IN THE WORLD’S MOST ROMANTIC LOCATION (Some mistake here ED?) FROM THE TEAM WHO BROUGHT YOU ‘THE GREY MEN’ AND ‘ROTARY CLUB’ CON MEN NOW MORE […]

THE POLITICS OF HEROIN – STILL AS UGLY AS EVER –

SO SOD OFF LO! (Cover Picture Lo Hsing Han) -So nothing ever changes in the politics of heroin. Only the bosses get replaced and in Asia most of them seem to die naturally rather than their minions who can get clubbed to death, covered in honey and fed to ants, or hanged. Thus I was […]

IN THE GRIP OF THE MAFIA

‘I never thought it would come this far; but Phuket is now worse than Pattaya!’ – German Consul. If that’s bad – wait until you get to the Gomorrah of Tawdry Overindulgence! Flying Sporran’s Midweek Diary Do television crews filming in Phuket now require an armed guard? Oh dear, Phuket’s international reputation as a rip-off […]

BAR BRIT TAKES A KNOCKOUT PUNCH

This video I present without much comment – unless to perhaps to say that mass tourism can breed mutual contempt and these sort of incidents are getting more common. A Brit is arguing at a bar. He is angry. A mention of refund is made but it is not clear over what and who has […]

ALERT GOES OUT ON TEACHER WITH A PENCHANT FOR CHILD SEX ABUSE STORIES

A former British teacher at a school in Cambodia, who was exposed as a major contributor to a Lolita child sex site, has failed to get a job an an International School in Luang Prabang, Laos. Other schools in  Vientiane, the Laos capital, have been put on alert. His future as a teacher in Cambodia […]

‘MY ARREST FOR EXTORTION IS PRIVATE!’- SAYS FORMER PATTAYA TIMES PUBLISHER-

NOYES RENEWS ATTACKS ON BANGKOK BASED JOURNALIST. Will YouTube Censor Hard News?- An American fraudster whose arrest in Thailand on extortion charges was videoed and submitted to YouTube has made a complaint that the video was an invasion of privacy. Drew Walter Noyes, who has a US$72,000 judgment against him in 2012 for cheating a […]

Thai Government Boosts Egos After More and More Thai Men Admit They Cannot Find Their Willies

ITS NOT THE SIZE! The Bangkok Post today has possibly come out with the ‘news intro’ of the year.  “The government plans to purchase more large-sized condoms, to cater for the growing needs of Thai men under 30 years of age”. The Bangkok Post adds: “The Health Ministry says that Thai men are getting taller […]